I'll be honest here. I spent most of my university daze talking utter nonsense in shady northern pubs. I did come out with a degree though - a 2:1 in design and art direction, specialising in writing for advertising.
I also have 3 A-levels, a load of GCSEs and a hefty student loan bill.
I started my career at Pravda Advertising in Manchester, where I did pretty much everything from making tea for creative directors to writing pitch-winning TV campaigns.
Next I moved to Virgin Media, where I helped launch the biggest ever Virgin company and once asked Richard Branson why he looks so much like a lion.
I currently work at Bluefrog in Hoxton square, home of the semi-ironic moustache. It's here that I write online and DM campaigns for some of the UK's leading charities.
Sport, music, robots, explosions, taking the piss out of my wife, going out, books, films, monkeys, food, the internet, TV, design, video games, travel, advertising, volcanoes, comedy, animation, snowboarding, helicopters.
CLIENTS (among others):
Marie Curie Cancer Care,
Transform Medical Group,
Cancer Research UK,
Mitchells & Butlers,
The Prostate Cancer Charity,